R.I.P.D. Review
Ryan Revolver
7/19/2013

 

(sorta written to the tune of "The Sign" by Ace of Base)


I, I saw this last night

I really don’t have anything positive to say

Except the one liners, they really weren’t bad

I need something that has originality

Ooo, Reynolds give it up!

 

 

Parker was fine-Rooster in the afterlife

Parker was fine

What was up with the fight scene sound editing?

Parker was fine-Rooster in the afterlife

Parker was fine

Won’t fill your entertainment cup, script written with the help from a bong

Help from a bong

 

 

This is a familiar tune

Rookie plus an old vet against all bets

Try their best to save earth with futuristic guns

Fighting CGI goons

Bacon gave it his all

Ooo, Reynolds give it up!

 

 

Parker was fine-Rooster in the afterlife

Parker was fine

What was up with the fight scene sound editing?

Parker was fine-Rooster in the afterlife

Parker was fine

Won’t fill your entertainment cup, script written with the help from a bong

Help from a bong

 

 

I saw this last night no need to be kind

And I already kind of knew

This movie blew oh-oh-OH!

 

 

Parker was fine-Rooster in the afterlife

Parker was fine

Won’t fill your entertainment cup, script written with the help from a bong

 


(Parker was fine – Parker was fi-i-ne) Parker was fine
(Parker was fine – Parker was fi-i-ne)
(Parker was fine – Parker was fi-i-ne) Parker was fine


Rooster in the afterlife-Parker was fine



R.I.P.D. - ★1/2


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