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Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet detailing different reasons why his wife would not have sex with him

A spreadsheet that a man emailed his wife detailing her reasons for turning him down for sex has been shared by thousands of people online.

For a whole month, the 26-year-old sexually-frustrated husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.

He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip.

 

Her replies included 'I'm exhausted', 'I need a shower (didn't shower)', 'I'm trying to watch the movie (fell asleep 15 mins later)' and 'I'm not feeling too well'.

Shocked at the email, the anonymous woman, also aged 26, tried to get in touch with her husband but he failed to return her calls

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