The Todd and Don Blog

Hooking up pet mice with other single rodents online is just way too weird to work. The Internet has changed the way people date, so, as a statement, Vanessa Harden created Mousematch.org, where mouse breeders can find a mate for their furry friends and maybe find love for...
Invisible donkeys are such a pain in the ass. Luckily there’s the Invisible Donkey Removal Service, which sends a bonafide “invisible donkey exterminator” to a home or office in the New York area to get rid of the annoying creatures, which are known to cause high phone and gas...
Tiger Woods affair and divorce update: a cover shoot for Vanity Fair, claims that the golfer went on an African safari, and that Elin Nordegren recently spent time in Chamonix, France skiing are all breaking headlines. The Tiger Woods Vanity Fair cover features a shirtless Woods...
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif . — Fitness trainers no longer need to have perfect bodies. Imperfect Fitness, an online exercise company, is now casting trainers to appear in their dance and fitness videos. Perfectly sculpted bodies need not apply — instead, they want video dancers that...
New Year diets sound promising — for about a day or so. According to a survey by LighterLife.com, 28 percent of British women admit they’ve only stuck to a diet for 24 hours, while 75 percent manage to stay on track for less than a week. Of those who attempt New Year’s diets, a...
Knowing how to hit up the club can be taught at a very young age. Baby Loves Disco is a popular series of club nights where moms and dads can hit the dance floor with their kids in tow. Now, the party is packing into a tour bus traveling across America. spokesperson Andy...
The sky is truly the limit when throwing fruitcake in Manitou Springs, Colorado. This Saturday (Jan. 9), the city will host its 15th Annual Great Fruitcake Toss, where stale holiday cakes are launched as far as possible toward the mountains. Distance is tracked by a GPS system,...
If you’re looking for change in 2010, don’t bury the hatchet, bury the snake skin instead. Ceremonial snake dancer Jim Berenholtz performs rituals in which he takes the skin off snakes and either buries, burns, or drowns it so as to “shed the skin” of something he wants changed...
Any way you slice it, one Bigfoot hoax required serious guts. In August 2008, two pranksters held a press conference claiming they’d found Bigfoot’s dead body in the Georgia woods. The remains turned out to be nothing but a furry costume stuffed with several dead animals. Tom...